"THE MCDONALD'S MAN" CALABASAS, CALIFORNIA TEXT BY KANYE WEST PHOTOGRAPHY BY NABIL (FRANK OCEAN'S BOYS DON'T CRY/BLONDE ZINE)

"MCDONALD’S, MAN
MCDONALD’S, MAN
THE FRENCH FRIES HAD A PLAN
THE FRENCH FRIES HAD A PLAN
THE SALAD BAR AND THE KETCHUP MADE A BAND
'CUS THE FRENCH FRIES HAD A PLAN
THE FRENCH FRIES HAD A PLAN

MCDONALD’S, MAN
MCDONALD’S
I KNOW THEM FRENCH FRIES HAVE A PLAN
I KNOW THEM FRENCH FRIES HAVE A PLAN
THE CHEESEBURGER AND THE SHAKES FORMED A BAND
TO OVERTHROW THE FRENCH FRIES’ PLAN
I ALWAYS KNEW THEM FRENCH FRIES WAS EVIL, MAN
SMELLING ALL GOOD AND SH*T
I DON’T TRUST NO FOOD THAT SMELLS GOOD, MAN
I DON’T TRUST IT
I JUST CAN’T

MCDONALD’S, MAN
MCDONALD’S, MAN
MCDONALD’S, DAMN
THEM FRENCH FRIES LOOK GOOD [THOUGH]
I KNEW THE DIET COKE WAS JEALOUS OF THE FRIES
I KNEW THE MCNUGGETS WAS JEALOUS OF THE FRIES
EVEN THE MCRIB WAS JEALOUS OF THE FRIES
I COULD SEE IT THROUGH HIS ARTIFICIAL MEAT EYES
AND HE ONLY BE THERE SOME OF THE TIME
EVERYBODY WAS JEALOUS OF THEM FRENCH FRIES
EXCEPT FOR THAT ONE SPECIAL GUY...
THAT SMOOTH APPLE PIE"

- TEXT BY KANYE WEST.