The Baddest Man Alive: Patrick Carney Plans "Bieber In Space" Concert? (Twitter TROLLING)
It's already been about 2 weeks since The Grammys aired, by the festive beef/drama is surely still going on. Early last week, a TMZ reporter asked Patrick Carney, whose band The Black Keys nabbed 4 Grammy awards, why he thought the academy didn't nominate Justin Bieber for an awards... to which Carney replied, "He's rich, right? I mean, I don't know. Grammys are like, for music, not for money and he's making a lot of money. I don't know - he should be happy, I guess." That's a pretty tame, politically correct response, but Bieber soon Tweeted " the black keys drummer should be slapped around haha." Patrick Carney quickly retaliated by changing his Twitter handle to "Justin Bieber" last weekend [Feb. 15-17th]. Tweeting @ terribly mis-led fans, harboring harsh responses, and ultimately Rick-Rolling unsuspecting Bieber fans with a NEW WORLD PREMIER, which actually ended up being "Recombo DNA" (1977). When he's not busy PWNING 18-year-old singers, Patrick Carney has been holed up down in Nashville with bandmate Dan Auerbach, writing-recording the next Black Keys album; Danger Mouse is expected to co-produce the record, which could be completed as soon as March and it'll hopefully see a Summer 2013 release.
#TwitterNewsBreak: Patrick Carney briefly re-assumed his "Justin Bieber" cyber-identity this past weekend as the Canadian Popstar's Twitter feed was coincidentally hacked and 17,000+ Tweets were temporarily deleted. But The Biebs graciously left Carney one tasty little nugget, ripe for TROLLING [fucking with] before checking out Saturday night, "I wanna do a concert in space" lol ha ROTFL jk. I randomly stumbled upon @patrickcarney's stream of Bieber-fied Tweets last night as I was surfing the web and this shit right here is comedy gold, my friends! With that said, here are a few of the best/worst, SWAGGY, hilarious, and downright pathetic Patrick Carney/Bieber clone Tweets from the past 24-36 hours:
"The rings on Saturn remind me of my really super cool rings I wear on my finger[s] lol! that someone convinced me to waste my money on YOLO," "I am in space doing a concert and my Twitter stopped working so I had to use my former clone's lol #yolo," "If there is life on other planets I bet they would think it was cool a computer helps me sing. If not they would like my necklace I bet," "I can see the whole Earth lol! It's all green and blue and sorta grey with some brown and white, it kinda dope! Swag."